Day 4

Intern #901232434323432 recently passed away in a tragic accident involving a fall from a very high place. The powers that be have denied requests for a funeral after he made an extremely offensive staff blog post yesterday evening. For those who wish to use his body/body-parts, submit the appropriate form for entry into the bi-daily corpse raffle. Ordinarily, this would not go into the incident reports, but complete corpses are so rare that we have made an exception.