Day 6

Today’s entry starts with a quick notification, interns in sectors 5, 8, 23, and 34, are required to report to the the goatmen in sector 45 for the annual straw drawing. In other news, a strange smoke entity seems to have taken up residence in the final functioning dishwasher, DO NOT, under ANY circumstances attempt to turn it on. The smoke entity will not take kindly to this, and seems to usually set fire to those who commit this offense. Anyone who wishes to wash dishes will now have to do so by hand in the sink.