Day 11

The coliseum opens today, and I’m sure we’re all very excited, so here are some etiquette tips and general bits of advice:

1. Be very polite to the gladiators! They’re responsible for your night’s entertainment and have standing orders to promptly behead anyone impolite to them.

2. If you (a member of the audience) are chosen to come up on stage and participate, be sure to make note of the exits ahead of time. You’ll need the speed advantage if you want to escape the hybrids with more than one limb remaining.

3. During the post-show, be sure to make your escape in an orderly fashion, you wouldn’t want to accidentally trample someone, would you?

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